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Bro’s running an Inn.
More like a broth-el 🥸
Fuck off lmao. I love these but feel like such an idiot when I laugh at them.
A girl once asked my friend and I if she could make us an omelette. We’d never met her before, but said yeah why not. We went back to our flat, like 1AM, she made us an omelette and then left. Never saw her again. Bizarre. Good omelette though.
When someone offers to make you an omelette, you can expect a reasonably good omelette
You’ve been visited by the Omelette du Goblin. Pay tribute with a Dexter’s Lab short or be visited one again.
A man that has his own place and can cook? Hell I’d be eating there in no time.
As a dude with his own place who cooks almost every day and generally has some leftover homemade barbecue, it definitely works. I just don’t want people over at my house.
He’s not wrong. I’ve brought women home many times by cooking for them. Guys, learn a few easy recipes and you won’t regret it. My go to is chicken and broccoli alfredo or carbonara fettuccine.
Nothing sexier than a belly full of cream and cheese.
Yet women are repulsed when i invite them back to my place to sample my dick cheese
Then you follow him home, the door opens and another guy shakes your hand and says “Hi, I’m Stu.”
