Seems odd the only picture of people together appears to be 2 women. Still think it’s gotta be a bit
One thing though, we aren’t mad. Please do not let the papers say that we are mad.
What up! We’re some awesome guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party state! Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, but if you’re fat, we expect you to find humour in the little things. Nothing Sexual
killer food
C’monnnn bird flu!This will have gone from a shitty theme month at some bar to a political rally with a petting zoo in front of the Idaho state capitol in less than a year with no publicly available information about sponsors or donation numbers. A letter from the IRS confirming their status as a 501C3 public charity is dated to January of this year. Now I’m not exactly sure how that all works but 5ish months to get major donors on board seems like a tall order. Their special guests appear to be reactionary twitter guys.
Not exactly confidence inspiring.
My bet is this is going to be DashCon for queerphobes and a total sausagefest.
The most profoundly miserable kids in the world are gonna get dragged here by their parents just so they don’t have to pay for a babysitter, poor little Kayden’s gonna be waiting past 9 PM for his dad to drunk-drive the family back home in a custom lifted cybertruck
Straight people are fucking goofy lmao
GOT A BEER IN MY BEER AND A CHEVY IN MY TRUCK
GOT A DOG AT THE WHEEL, CUT-OFF JEANS, TRUCK
AMAN HAWSS IM CRANKIN MUH HAWG
HAWG: CRANKED.
LIBUHRALS: OWNED
TELL. DEBORAH AND THE KiDS . .THAT I SAY HI
But no dirt roads tho cause that’s gay, and we’re straight (normal (not gay (abnormal (hell))))
If it wasn’t for the link I’d genuinely be convinced this was a bit. I genuinely guffawed at their attempt to both punch up and bury the dull conservative-value lectures in the middle as “expect riveting speeches that’ll wake the dead”.
AI-generated ass blurb
This ain’t no limp-wristed woke-fest
Expect riveting speeches that’ll wake the dead
Hmmmmm will there be woke or?
Rock-Solid supporters standing tall
cishets are so fragile, cant go a single june without some whiny shit like this
Damn I was hoping this would just be a festival for straight dudes rocking, totally straight guys just hanging with other totally straight guys and doing straight guy stuff like making ou… I mean, lifting!
It’s not gay bro, Dr Mike said smooches between sets improve your recovery time. We’re just doing it for the gains, bro
Oh yeah, Dr Mike also told me about an all natural protein supplement!
Imagine hating someone so much, you equate acknowledging their existence to an existential threat
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