The only critique I have is that there should have also been an iPad with a minimum 25% tip.

I had to call Kaiser the other day to get a doctors note for work. Two second call where the guy asked me what I needed. I told him I needed a doctors note for stomach issues. No follow up questions. No medical advice. No attempt to find out what was going on or anything. Made up a doctors note for me and sent it to my inbox.

Two weeks later I get a $185 bill for “visiting their facilities”.

We’re not living in capitalism, we’re living in the mutant child version of it, corpo-kleptocracy.