I think the most insulting of these to read was the “street performer.” I thought it might be like, a busker or something, but no. It’s a man paid to wear a gorilla suit promoting an airline for gulf monarchy states. What an incredible microcosm for the tragedy of climate change. “BOIL IN YOUR OWN JUICES, SERF. OUR PLANET DESTROYING INDUSTRY FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE ULTRA RICH ISN’T GOING TO ADVERTISE ITSELF!”

Who cares? Literally every other place on the face of the planet is hotter than Europe, also they’re the ones who farted all this shit into the air