The billionaire bureaucrat has claimed this defense to his organization’s cost-cutting measures before, saying that DOGE simply makes recommendations for cuts to agency heads, and then it’s up to those heads to execute them.

“It’s not MY fault they did what I told them to do!”

True. They have a high pitched squeak that sounds more like a gull.

We should have gone with the turkey.

My list of endorphin-boosting games:

Dorfromantik
Unpacking
A Little To The Left
Tiny Glade - though this one barely qualifies as a game

If you want something a little more gamified: Balatro is amazing and addictive.

In a statement, the Treasury Department said it would not enforce any penalties under the act against U.S. citizens or domestic reporting companies.

Didn’t they just announce last week that literally anyone can pay $1M to get US citizenship without having to do anything so bothersome as starting a business here or creating jobs?