That’s what I’m saying but my wife says I still gotta go to her dad’s house with her.

I really, really, have no interest in talking to that man. She shouldn’t either. He was a shit human before Trump was president and he’ll be a shit human long after. Half his kids (none of her full siblings, just her half- and step- siblings…her moms side is like some of the best people I’ve met and my MIL is probably the nicest lady in the world) are equally shitty, as are half his grandkids.

I mean hell, she gave up Target because of DEI, and she visits Target far more often.

Aitah?

And you may ask yourself l, “How do I work this?”
And you may ask yourself, “Where is that large automobile?”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house!”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful wife!”

White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X.

I think trypophobia is a “meme” phobia on the internet.

Like how everyone says “oh that’s my OCD”. It’s not really OCD (and it’s somewhat demeaning to people that do really have OCD), they’re just picky/finicky/particular.

Same with trypophobia. It may be a crippling phobia to a small amount of people, but it’s unsettling at most to a lot of people. Like that. Lots of people don’t have a serious phobia around a bunch of holes (some people do, I’m not saying it’s not real)…it just makes them feel really uncomfortable in a weird and almost indescribable way.

This is why I got chickens instead of ducks.

By that logic we should have California, New York, and New England handle all the decision making for America, since that’s where all the GDP comes from and thus are the only regions that matter.

Ya know, you may be onto something there.

Some, I assume, are good people.

I wish The Boondocks were still around. I’d love to hear Riley and Huey’s commentary on this.

It’s internet my man. As long as it doesn’t break AUP, we pay zScaler a lot of money to allow people to go to News sites and block phishing, known baddies, new domains, and unknown sites.

Which could be set to “permit” or could be set to “get 1000 calls asking why we can’t get to CNN”.

There was a miscommunication on the phone, they ended up sending the gravy seals.

But that’s what blocking newly registered domains and unknown domains are for.

Most webfilters have boxes to block those. Usually much higher up than News sites.

Lemon stealing whores.

The idea of IT fixes for HR problems irks me. It’s overhead on IT that could and should be spent doing other more important things.

If an employee is slacking off on time-wasting sites, that’s a problem between the employee and their manager. Leave IT out of it. Treat all your employees like responsible adults and handle them individually. Blocking benign websites for everyone is collective punishment and I disagree with that.

I’ve been thinking about announcing in some of my office chatrooms that we are going to block Reddit and SO for April fools. I think a lot of people would believe it so hard.

“Follow me and you’ll have a beautiful paradise…don’t, and there will be pain and torture”.

Paraphrased, albeit slightly…but I’m sure I’ve heard this offer before somewhere. I’ve checked my forehead, chest, and both nipples…but can’t find it.

MFW I’m wearing the same glasses as a mailman from 100 years ago.

Right? He should do the same to her.

12 years old is approx 7th grade and thus slightly higher than the average adult reading level.

So, yeah, basically. They are just tacking on extra cringe for that authentic 6th-grade experience.