Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 days ago

Goldman Sachs announces new ETF offering- - get in now! IPO in three days!

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Goldman Sachs announces new ETF offering- - get in now! IPO in three days!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 6 days ago

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days ago

Infinite profit loop! small overhead! incredible business! Penny stock trading over $3 already! Don't sleep on this one

uk.news.yahoo.com

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Infinite profit loop! small overhead! incredible business! Penny stock trading over $3 already! Don't sleep on this one

uk.news.yahoo.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 days ago

Don't sleep on this one series three financing has already started! Let's go let's go let's go.

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Don't sleep on this one series three financing has already started! Let's go let's go let's go.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 8 days ago

Do they make buttplugs with differently shaped holes through them so you can squeeze out turds into artistic shapes?

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Do they make buttplugs with differently shaped holes through them so you can squeeze out turds into artistic shapes?

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 8 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 days ago

This belongs here- Health insurance giant, Blue Shield of California shared the private health data of millions with Google for years

news.blueshieldca.com

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This belongs here- Health insurance giant, Blue Shield of California shared the private health data of millions with Google for years

news.blueshieldca.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 days ago

Let's create a perfectly integrated circular and multimillion dollar business

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Let's create a perfectly integrated circular and multimillion dollar business

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 days ago

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SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks

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A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks

SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days ago

Seed funding stage, 328M valuation already. Get in NOW!

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Seed funding stage, 328M valuation already. Get in NOW!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 13 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 18 days ago

100B valuation already! Don't sleep on this one!

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100B valuation already! Don't sleep on this one!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 18 days ago

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 19 days ago

Missed Contacts: The smart glasses and contacts that hook you up!

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Missed Contacts: The smart glasses and contacts that hook you up!

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 19 days ago

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wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 19 days ago

As Seen on TV Diner!

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As Seen on TV Diner!

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 19 days ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 20 days ago

Man Salt: An oversized salt lick cube and sledgehammer combo for salting driveways

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Man Salt: An oversized salt lick cube and sledgehammer combo for salting driveways

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 20 days ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 21 days ago

The Portable Gloryhole

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The Portable Gloryhole

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 21 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 21 days ago

Lets get 100M fundraise to put AI into gas station boner pillls. Can't miss!

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Lets get 100M fundraise to put AI into gas station boner pillls. Can't miss!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 21 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 22 days ago

Lets Advertise fabulous free cruise vacations to get more volunteers. Can't Miss. Corporate approves.

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Lets Advertise fabulous free cruise vacations to get more volunteers. Can't Miss. Corporate approves.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 22 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

I don't even know where I'm going with this one.

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I don't even know where I'm going with this one.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

Double the bottle size and halve the pills---GUARANTEED PROFIT GAME CHANGER!!!!!

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Double the bottle size and halve the pills---GUARANTEED PROFIT GAME CHANGER!!!!!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

We are putting AI into this for a huge valuation. Get in NOW!

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We are putting AI into this for a huge valuation. Get in NOW!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

CEO of AI ad-tech firm pledging “world free of fraud” sentenced for fraud (put in pitch deck)

arstechnica.com

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CEO of AI ad-tech firm pledging “world free of fraud” sentenced for fraud (put in pitch deck)

arstechnica.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Get in on the ground floor. Investors needed ASAP

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Get in on the ground floor. Investors needed ASAP

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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