White House says order will ‘make America’s showers great again’ and ‘end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure’

  • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Morbidly obese people have giant greasy shits and evi friendly toilets are designed for normal sized shits that contain some amount of fiber. If you weigh 300 lbs and only eat cheesburgers (like a certain president) it’s possible that you need multiple flushes per shit.

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      4 days ago

      He poops in his pants anyway so why does he care? It’s his shower that probably needs a garbage disposal