Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online
Gay : OP is from Australia
Can’t understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I’m nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I’ll go get hammered.
No one buys cruisers by the slab
Strewth…it’s true. I must be unintelligible. She wants the cruisers so I’ll get off my ass, as I’m the only one a country mile from being off my face and the slabs are to stop the shindig getting dryer than the simpson just before the crack of dawn, so might as well come back chockas with coopers.
Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)
Cruisers are vodka lolly water
A slab is 24 cans packed packed 6x4 and end yo being more flat then the cube way of packing beer
Ngl I guess British/Australian wrong like half the time. It’s always obvious in hindsight too. No idea what im picking up on.
Bri’ish only add one extra vowel to words, Strayens add like 6
