Don’t forget the rampant domestic abuse that frequently came from the person you signd a life long contract with. Easy my ass

Everyone knows Disney’s movies are 100% accurate depictions of reality

1 - they are dog people. They probably married just because the dogs liked each others.

2 - it’s a cartoon.

3 - it’s just a fucking depiction of two people randomly meeting, it’s implied that they hit it off stellarly and, yes, people do MAD CRAZY things such as… marrying a person they are in love with.

4 - bestiality.