Wait they don’t play every hour? Just petition to cut or lower the noise of the 5am one, there’s no way you are the only person in range that takes issue with it.

I don’t see any tag in your reply I’ll therefore assume you are being serious and malicious.

Finally something in which I can flex my specific knowledge of the human world!

It is a joke: the shape of the truck is quite peculiar and covering hides none of its typical features.

1 - they are dog people. They probably married just because the dogs liked each others.

2 - it’s a cartoon.

3 - it’s just a fucking depiction of two people randomly meeting, it’s implied that they hit it off stellarly and, yes, people do MAD CRAZY things such as… marrying a person they are in love with.

4 - bestiality.

Aren’t they one of the most lethal species?

Edit: Yep! https://wiki.froth.zone/wiki/List_of_deadliest_animals_to_humans?lang=en