• DivineChaos100 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    Literally none of this whining in any context of star wars makes any sense. Motherfucker, this is a universe where a giant slug executes its enemies by feeding them to a thousand year old venus flytrap.

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      2 days ago

      “You know what isn’t believable in my setting with faster than light travel, laser guns, mind control, shape shifters, hover cars, aliens, and laser swords that exists in a galaxy thousands of years ago separate from ours with separate evolution histories? Humans living on different planets have different skin colors!”

    • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Motherfucker, this is a universe where a giant slug executes its enemies by feeding them to a thousand year old venus flytrap.

      Back before woke, this was pretty common. Then Biden became president and you stopped seeing giant slugs feed their enemies to thousand year-old venus flytraps.