I really really dig the fuckaround/findout. It paints the try/catch with a more dreadful undertone and reeks of mystery.
The whole thing was pretty damn good all the way through. The only thing that had me wondering was
TeaUntil it got to
SpillTeaWell played.
As well as the
yeetkeyword, I’m really friggin’ diggin’ this. [modernisation required]#define yeet throw #define let const auto #define mut & #define skibidi exit(1)The future is now!
That’s way better than my emoji based programming language.
I’m not so sure. Send a link.
Haven’t published it yet.
Here are comparisons:
⚖️
🐲
🐲⚖️
⚖️🐲
🚫🐲⚖️
Post the GitHub repo.
I will help you make this happen.
Sure! It doesn’t do anything yet, I just have a text file with how I’m intending to architect it.
It quite literally started
twofour (edit: I can’t keep track of time) days ago.I’ll configure a repo, stick this in a file, and push it. I’ll reply with another comment so you (and others) can look it up.
I’ve come up with some crazy stuff. Instead of something like “class” to indicate a class, it’s
🏫 Followed by the emoji name of the class like 🖼️📁. So it will need to be able to handle operators in the name it’s amazingly gross! Properties and methods will also be emoji names, like to get the 🖼️📁 “File Name” it would be 📁💳.
I was kind of being sarcastic. I haven’t written a compiler since I rode my dinosaur to college. Still it’s a funny idea. Could probably do it in C using a bunch of pound defines.
I was thinking Rust, but that works too.
Because then I could call the Language Spoons.
It would as uncomfortable to use as it is to watch Rusty Spoons
ratiosI need this and I’m an elder millenialRatio is when your comment receives less upvotes than my reply, you get ratioed.
I know! (Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!, I’m no boomer!) 🤭
And a decade or so ago it was LOLCODE that had me mildly concerned for the wellbeing of my peers.
HAI 1.2 CAN HAS STDIO? IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10 VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1 IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYEA perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.
Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.
Kids today just don’t know real code
As much as this hurts,
yeet;as an aliasthrow;is hilariousOf all the gen z lingo yeet is the best.
Funnily enough, that is a keyword in rust.
(it’s a placeholder to remove any bikeshedding)
Ah, yes. A private method for working on a public field.
i hate it so fucking much
I fucking love it. Gen Z slang is so lighthearted and fun.
slowly steps back and returns to basic and z80 assembly
*Gen Z assembly
