Easy: live by the Venusian calendar. Each ‘day’ is 243 Earth days, so you only have to ‘write code and read book’ once every 243 days, and ‘lift weights and run’ once every Venusian ‘week’, i.e. every 1,701 Earth days. Your calendar is always open because no one understands it.

Ah, clearly written by a man who himself reads “book” every day. Yay, Book!

So he’s looking for an unemployed person who is already rich.

I’m not sure about the question but the answer is drugs. Either for the investor, or for the founder. Probably both.

The alternative is someone who pulls by their bootstraps after 1M daddy’s loan, but that’s harder to accomplish and may take several reincarnation cycles. Not worth being a literal leech couple times to figuratively leech on society once.