i guess we say it so much it doesn’t register as humour to some lmao

Used to shock me when I first heard it

Brought me back to standing around in the distribution center warehouse when something or other caused a total stand still.

Co-worker (put together adult person): “What should we all do now?”

Me (Human trash bag): “mass suicide?”

I was the only one who found it funny

gen z coworkers constantly say “guess I’ll just die” as a throwaway punchline

they’re finally understanding how the system works!

constantly say “guess I’ll just die” as a throwaway punchline almost every day.

Eh, womp womp /j