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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·12 days agoDon’t say “colloid” in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days ago“Must be some dangerous, terrorist word.”
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·12 days ago“You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?”
minus-squarekambusha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoHuh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoDid you ever hear Dubya speak? “Turrist” almost had only one syllable.
Don’t say “colloid” in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.
“Must be some dangerous, terrorist word.”
“You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?”
Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.
Did you ever hear Dubya speak? “Turrist” almost had only one syllable.