Because climate change isn’t a fuckin’ all-you-can-eat buffet, you moron. You think I can just chow down on carbon emissions like they’re fuckin’ mozzarella sticks?

Get your head outta your ass and stop askin’ dumbass questions. The planet’s screwed because of idiots like you who can’t grasp basic science.

Now shut the fuck up and recycle a goddamn water bottle for once in your pathetic life.