One beer per day, or 7 per weekend is not nearly enough. I would need a few of these, if I thought alcoholism was the best response to his presidency.
Bold to assume that the current government would just go away and hand over control to the next administration, no matter what any election outcome would be.
Does any beer have a nearly 4 year shelf life? I can’t imagine most of those are going to taste very good.
Ikr?? Like bourbon would be a safer bet (and wouldn’t take as much space).
Moosehead urges consumers to “enjoy responsibly.” So, perhaps it would be best to stick with a moderate pace .
Assuming 30 minutes per beer (including drinking time and a break between beers), here’s how the numbers work out:
1,461 beers × 30 minutes = 43,830 minutes. >43,830 minutes ÷ 60 minutes/hour = 730.5 hours.
730.5 hours ÷ 24 hours/day = 30.4 daysHowever, that calculation assumes continuous 24-hour drinking, which is neither realistic, nor safe.
Instead, spreading out the consumption over the intended four-year period (1,461 days) seems more reasonable.