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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

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Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue the routine fulfillment of job duties by bartenders for flirting.

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This feels like a statement that’s definitely true and only counts as satire because nobody has tested it yet

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