Bidding starts at $50, place bids in increments of $5. Bidding closes in 24 hours from time of posting.
Woah. It’s a fellow pie guy.
Sorry, the auction is now closed.
Is this still available?
That’s out of my hands now.
AUCTION NOW CLOSED!
Congratulations to @FerretyFever0@fedia.io on making the highest bid of $3005.
Please send me your address and port number and the cookie will be delivered to you in due time.
Well shit
wasn’t the bid 6 dogpix
They’re worth that much.
So you have a cottage food license? I don’t support black market baked goods.
See here for my license number.
Is this still available?
Auction remains open until ~21:25 UTC tomorrow!
What’s the buyer’s premium?
$0.00
What’s your license number?
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What guarantees you’d not make another one?
What’s with all the questions?
I’ll give you $0.50.
You’re really gonna low ball me? After all the love, sweat, and tears that went into making this one-of-a-kind cookie?
Pretty sure the bodily fluids void your food license.
If the recipe calls for it, I put it in.
Who do you think you are? Mrs. Fields?
I’m pieguy, and my cookies will run laps around this Mrs. Fields any day of the week, even Friday evening!
Oh shit, put me down for $3000.
Will you accept cache?
Depends, which level?
I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.
Is it worth $50 at least?
It can be! I can even mint it as an NFT if you’d like!
Serious buyers only.
Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?
Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that’s included FOR FREE!
What a deal! Wowie!
I’ll bid about 6 dog pictures.
Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?
Hmmmm… Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.
Have they been professionally appraised?
Yes, by my entire family, several friends and acquaintances as well. Some random people in youtube comment sections also appreciated the quality.
Very well, I will accept this as a bid for $3005
does this come with an award-winning recipe?
It comes from an award-winning recipe.
which award
The prestigious “pieguy’s friends said this cookie recipe is really good” award.
citation needed
The auction is now closed.
can I?
I don’t know, can you?
What’s wrong with it?
What makes you think something is wrong with it?
Why so cheap?
Someone else bid $3000, you think that’s cheap?
Is it still alive?
Yes, it is still available.
Do you deliver?
Shipping extra.
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