• PineRune@lemmy.world
    18·
    13 days ago

    Idk man, running through a Pizza Hut parking lot naked and blaming it on God’s will seems very on par for Christians.

  • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    5·
    13 days ago

    Is it supposed to be a kaiju Jesus on the horizon, or a hovering normal-sized Jesus joining in the fun? 🤔

    • B-TR3E@feddit.org
      2·
      12 days ago

      Obviously it is Dionysos, joining the fun. The only deity anyone in their right mind would worship. The other assholes will just prohibit you from having fun and send you to hell.

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
        1·
        10 days ago

        Well he will also have the Furies rip you apart just for the joy of feeling your skin tear and he’s on the same vibe level as Zeus in regards to consent but some people are into that too I guess.

        • B-TR3E@feddit.org
          1·
          10 days ago

          Oh. shut up, Orpheus. Noone wants to hear that tragedy over and over again - for 3.000 years.