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Samskara@sh.itjust.works to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 20 hours ago

A Balanced Diet

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A Balanced Diet

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Samskara@sh.itjust.works to ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 20 hours ago
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  • N3Cr0@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    This is so disgusting!

  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    19 hours ago

    THIS IS FOOD

    mix it together to make Filk

    • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Pood

    • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      14 hours ago

      I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood

    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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      14 hours ago

      filkthylfenidate

    • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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      19 hours ago

      If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?

      • Schorsch@feddit.org
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        14 hours ago

        If they don’t put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.

  • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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    19 hours ago

    ah yes breakfast of champions

    • methylphenidate
    • liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
    • something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I’m not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
    • TauZero@mander.xyz
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      19 hours ago

      As NT-master race, had to look it up:

      methylphenidate = Ritalin

      • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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        17 hours ago

        look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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          14 hours ago

          Do people… go back to the tabs they leave open?

          • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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            14 hours ago

            only if there’s something more important I’m supposed to be doing lol

        • Tower@lemmy.zip
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          Ah, yes. Those 6 tabs are quite the distraction…

          GET 'EM!!!

        • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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          14 hours ago

          able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs

          That’s the methylphenidate talking.

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Zero Zucker

  • pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      “Fresh”

    • ChaosCoati@midwest.social
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      18 hours ago

      Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?

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        14 hours ago

        The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?

        • ChaosCoati@midwest.social
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          6 hours ago

          In this case it is thankfully placed in an obvious spot. I was speaking more in general because they’re not always that easy to find.

  • GolfNovemberUniform@infosec.pub
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    19 hours ago

    I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.

    • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      19 hours ago

      This is more healthy than the average diet.

      • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        12 hours ago

        …no??

        • 0xD@infosec.pub
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          Sure is. Why do you think not?

      • pwnOrbitals@lemmynsfw.com
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        18 hours ago

        I would recemmend reading the book “ultra processed people” to understand why I strongly disagree

        • Samskara@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          16 hours ago

          Do you think a burger with fries and a sugary soda would be better?

          Actual fresh vegetables, eggs, and brown rice would be healthier of course.

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            15 hours ago

            A burger with fries and coke is not “average diet”, not even in the US, lots of research on that

          • dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works
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            16 hours ago

            Yea comparing a meal that was designed to be fast and nutritious to a meal that’s designed purely on how much money it makes with the most addictive and tasty ingredients isn’t very equal XD

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              I genuinely have no idea which is which in your post. Any mass produced processed food is made to be addicting first and foremost.

              • dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works
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                13 hours ago

                I don’t know that brand of meal replacement but i’d be surprised if it was anywehere near addictive and delicious XD

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                  “fast and nutritious” definitely sounds like the 2 things our brains are looking for in a food source. Mixed with a pepsi i would say you might as well just have boxed pancakes and syrup

          • Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            14 hours ago

            At least Frank Thelen wouldnt get your money then

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    18 hours ago

    I wouldn’t call that a good foundation for a diet.

    yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)

  • Helix 🧬@feddit.org
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    19 hours ago

    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

  • Sal@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Mahlzeit!

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