Here at FedditUS, we always skibidi make sure to #NeverForget🇺🇸

Except when we do, no cap.

So when you fail to do your duties as a cold blooded warm hearted american, tap right in here with us, yeehaw, and we’ll see if we can forgive you over a jar of moonshine with the rizzler

  • Zip2@feddit.uk
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    2 days ago

    What the shitting fuck is this nonsense? Who allowed the prisoners a phone call?

  • flamingos-cant@feddit.uk
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    2 days ago

    I’ve never seen someone so masterful with the American language. God bless our founding fathers for giving it it the world 🙏

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      Proud to be a white skinned born and bred native american! Yeehaw! Speaking American and educated in the great skibidi sus amongus american education system! Pow pow! 💥

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    I must confess In didn’t think becoming the 51st state of the US this morning (take that Canada) would pay off but I am already seeing bigly benefits already. At least according to Xitter, which is now mandatory.

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        Ladies and Gentlemen, let me tell you, when we talk about Ireland and Great Britain joining the USA, we’re talking about a bold, new vision. We’re not getting bogged down in the details of divisions. No, no, no. We’re thinking big picture here, folks. One united state, the 51st star on our flag, shining brightly for all to see.