• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Welcome to Freedom City #35, Brought to you by Apple. We have a number of accommodations for our community. A gym where cyclists generate the power for their own homes while they also assemble iPhone 23s, Wage Slavery park where children can play in the “sand” boxes sorting out circuit board capacitors, and a wide variety of restaurants that serve delicious meals for as little as two whole day’s wages in Apple Bucks. (Note: all wages paid in Apple Bucks, which are invalid as currency outside of Freedom City #35). Work is from 6AM to 8PM, curfew at 10PM, strictly enforced by the Freedom Troops conveniently located on every block.

    🎵Freedom cities! Where nothing is free but the irony!🎵