Your body painfully morphs into that of a monkey. Bones break and reset, shrinking and expanding to fit your new form. Your hair thickens and grows uncontrollably. A tail erupts from your spine. The pain of being torn apart from the inside and reformed is maddening.
Shortly thereafter, your hands and feet are severed by a large man with a butcher’s cleaver. They are hung up to be dried. A remnant of your still human brain curses anyone who would make a wish on your paws.
And now you know why the wishes always bring misfortune. The irony strikes you as the rest of you is thrown into the trash.
Granted.
Your body painfully morphs into that of a monkey. Bones break and reset, shrinking and expanding to fit your new form. Your hair thickens and grows uncontrollably. A tail erupts from your spine. The pain of being torn apart from the inside and reformed is maddening.
Shortly thereafter, your hands and feet are severed by a large man with a butcher’s cleaver. They are hung up to be dried. A remnant of your still human brain curses anyone who would make a wish on your paws.
And now you know why the wishes always bring misfortune. The irony strikes you as the rest of you is thrown into the trash.