For example when you’re catching up with friends after a while
“Ah you know, same old.”
gettin’ better at turnin’ food to poop, you?
Pretty sure you technically get worse at this as you age
maybe you do, sylv. some of us age like fine manure
The cosmic horrors persist, but so do I
I’m so stealing that.
I stole it from somewhere else, so seems only fair
Living the dream
I’m functioning within normal parameters.
Usually a brief “I just read/played/watched such-and-such”
If they know it, we can chat about it. If they don’t, and they’re interested, we can chat about it. Otherwise, the conversation moves on and the social rite is concluded successfully.
The court order was very clear that I am not allowed to discuss that. How about you? Anything new?
This wins the thread !lemmysilver
Thank you, thank you. I’d like to dedicate this award to all the antisocial people out there who just want to be left alone.
I’m honoured you’d think of us thanks so much
And that’s all I’ll do, I won’t bug anyone about it or anything. I know my own kind. And since having to deal with people would be necessary to claim a portion of the prize money, I won’t even bother anyone with that!
Not too much. Just doing the daily.
This is an honest and correct answer if that is your situation. Nothing wrong with that.
Not much how’bout yoy?
“Nothing worth mentioning, you?”
“Nothing’s new - same old”
Not much, you?
It gets awkward
“I’m a normal user of sidewalks.”
I tell the truth. Nothing. I don’t care to expend the energy to make up an excuse.
