my parents were fortunate enough in their lives to give me a gift of $20,000 dollars

just FYI, when you use a dollar sign you don’t also have to type out the word “dollars”

O, the Rail Splitter. You know what they say about good deeds never going unpunished. As my dad used to say, “only the good die young”. Then he died at 59. He was a piece of shit. So now I don’t even know what to think

Thought the bitch was pro life?

That’s a question? No, I didn’t. Thanks for asking.