God I hope OpenAI isn’t running prod ChatGPT on a windows 10 pro desktop as its server.

For one brief, terrifying moment, the source code of my life’s work existed only in Groks memory.

Enough that my girlfriend is threatening to leave me

Something something Rockerfeller

When I started pouring the concrete for this slope, the builder assured me it would not be slippery.

Why, what happens?

Id give her about tree fiddy

Good luck putting AI in charge of project management, creating utterly useless teams meetings that are guaranteed to maximize the productivity wasted is a finely homed skill

If you find that they don’t understand you speaking American, just repeat yourself, slower and louder, until they do.

You gotta make the switch to more obscure meme references. Real niche or ancient shit so they don’t notice, but you still get that neuron activation

Motorists pay registration fees and taxes on fuel which goes to pay for infra and maint.

Pedestrians walk for free.

Not defending cars, but if you’re a pedestrian, then you’re basically pirating pavement and I’m down for that.

Fae are like, earth spirits. Not exactly malevolent, but tricksterish, deceptive and vengeful. Not to be trusted. Never eat their food or play their games. Don’t fuck with their animals or their homes or they’ll gaslight you to death

Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

I’ve flipped and flopped between being an accelerationist and a saviour when it comes to life-ending climate change.

Ultimately nobody has the guts to commit to using humans to simulate 100, 000, 000 whalefalls though.

I do love to say “I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it” tho

Just for shits and giggles

I also have someone in my life who thrives on my misery

Blue/black

Glittertech

I believe it was an Mi 24 helicopter, IIRC. Very funny.