Probably because this time around they focused on government waste. Spending tens of millions of golfing trips, that’s just going to continue throughout his presidency, seems pretty wasteful.

Not as catchy as Taylor Swift’s version.

Damn straight. We don’t want fucking eggs. We want regular eggs.

Too accurate

Looks pretty easy, assuming you have the blender. I’m not even sure how you’d make this without a blender of some sort. How did you do it?

Facts don’t matter. Didn’t you know that?

If we lose the curly fries, I revolt.