What dystopia is this, where I read these articles?

We all know that switching to Linux is just at important as the massive global arms race that’s escalating, fast.

Umm… Do we?

I’ve been proselytizing Linux for almost 30 years and even I’m not sure it’s remotely important right now.

What? Of course Catholics are Christians. It’s literally a denomination of Christianity, a proper subset.

Oh dude, have you heard of this guy, Donald Trump? He’s a master of this move you’ve just pulled: literally doing the thing you’re accusing others of. The irony is delicious.