Art35ian

I’m certain my wife is ADHD, undiagnosed.

One thing she does is constantly buy storage containers of all shapes and sizes to organise her insanely disorganised world.

All this has achieved is an insane amount of forgotten storage containers in the house and we have no idea what’s in any of them.

And yes, she once attempted to buy a giant storage unit to store her storage containers.

Schwifty.

It means you take down your pants and your panties, shit on the floor and get schwifty in here.