How many slaps until he heats up to a nice medium-rare?

I stick to only low-calorie guns, so I can eat more per week without getting too fat to get into my huge truck.

Yeah, they are.

Pathetic for owning a dumpster that pretends to be a truck.

They’re marshmallows, that are then coated in sugar.

Taste vaguely like sweetness, with a hint of industrial chemicals in the background.

Where do my boys Component and S-Video end up?

Homie’s thumb is on the wrong side.