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He literally orders pizza on the phone at one point, then uses that black and white movie to scam the pizza guy.

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What did you say exactly?

You keep skirting the issue when what you said was obviously BAD.

It was bad enough that it made you stop drinking. What did you say?

Where’s that one picture of an anon who fits an ENTIRE apple in his foreskin?

Pre-nerf izalith was absolutely bonkers. Those dragon butts would aggro from like a mile away, and I remember having to buy hundreds of arrows in order to progress.

Now you can just sprint your way willy nilly and not stress your ass about the non-aggro asses.

We need a healthy middle ground of threatening butts.

Do you think she attacks other women with her neck like giraffes do?

Post pictures of a group photo that others were in. We need to compare your outfit vs others.

Smart elephant, that’s the cleanest water in India.

This is the Dark Souls 2 of bread making

Nice Skyrim reference

Is there a God that governs all things mango?

Thanks

Couldn’t read the article. Not a paywall, but a login is required.

I love the idea of this so much. Now I want to see what peak goat headbutting looks like if properly trained.

What if I WANT to date a monster?

None of this makes any sense, and a LOT of detail is being left out.

What happened specifically? Say what you said and what was said back.

Could probably do the same with broccoli

But it works, yes?