Psst.

You didn’t hear it from me, but there’s a tool called the Peacock Project that lets you self-host (effectively) the backend for the game. Big up to the folks who put it together, it’s a life saver

Bettus-ee-coyd (or thereabouts) if you want to sound local

Betwizz-why-coedd if you want to make every Welshman in a 60m radius die inside a little