That’s how we got in this position in the first place

Having the portability is really really nice.

My aunt watched her husband die on a ventilator in a room with a bunch of other people on ventilators behind a glass window and still denies covid did it, and is still staunchly maga

If I’ve learned anything CEOs don’t have to be smart to begin with

Yeah you can’t just change brands. It’s too expensive. You get the battery. You are locked into that ecosystem. Simple as that.

My go-to conversation started with the ladies

It didn’t already drag on and on? He stayed on topic?

Obviously I jest but that is a good strategy

You’re an idiot

Some species of chimps beat other chimps that horde to the detriment of the group to death