I don’t even, WE ARE LIVIN IN THE ONION!

Crows are really communal though so might be a better bet for human like intelligence in the long run. Magpies too, not because they’d help but because they are both intelligent and total jerks so even the eventual crow people wouldn’t get to be happy thus maximizing the chaos.

Does that still apply when the CEO is also Emperor of the United States?

Chinas long term strategy really does seem to be just to keep calm and carry on while the rest of us fuck ourselves up repeatedly.

I presume by… making things? with the 800 billion euros?