If you have enough money to be in the 1% and choose to keep it to remain in the 1% instead of using it to right the many many wrongs in the world, you can’t be a good person.

Just having that much money, and not using it is a moral failing.

Hon hon hon!

Edit: Seriously though, je suis un ananas.

Marmite’s always in the baking section around here, with other yeasts and stuff, so I’m not entirely sure what they’re selling it as to get it on the shelves at all.

Oooooh, that Etsy link does actually look perfect. Thank you! I’ll keep digging.

I wonder if dying a denim jacket would do…