Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]

The brightest minds of our generation are hard at work in the HBO mines coming up with this kind of innovation

if you recall Cassian was with the rebels there.

I had completely missed that one, good catch

I’m making something when I fuck the beans so it’s a hobby, not a game, and it’s not leisure either it’s a hobby god damn it

Please tell me you still have to fold down one of the front seats to climb into the back

After it was extracted it was discovered to be a golden pager

I like that Luthen’s backstory preempts Clean Wehrmacht Myth style talk of the Imperial Army which I think Solo played into a bit

Tarkin has been itching to use the Death Star for 20 years at that point and wanted to try out the wunderwaffen

The under one month accounts are doing some work today

Teachers have to buy pencils and paper for their students, they aren’t getting fluoride for free somehow

I know it’s just picking at a joke but

You know what, maybe I should reconsider my innate bias against white men with abnormally tall hair. After all, I met Conan O’Brien once and found him absolutely delightful!

I’m sure Conover would be friendly if you met him, too, and if you think Conan has better political positions than Conover I’ve got a bridge to sell you

Yeah, IDK how this post is still up let alone has an admin commenting in it

I feel like the people who keep buying the idea that a pope can be progressive are almost exclusively protestant liberals

It would be interesting to see them litigate that ‘lifetime subscription’ means the lifetime of the company, not of the purchaser

Imagine hating a family member so much you can stomach being around Piers Morgan

We have a wrecker (I can’t find the source for this rn) who has admitted that they have a server federated to us, which means they SEE and SAVE EVERYTHING

Maybe they can actually explain to me WTF most of the drama is about 'cause I always miss the inciting incidents.

Are they also recording the Matrix chat? 'cause apparently that’s where all the decisions get made

They’ll say he’s too left wing to be elected when he tries to get the dem nomination

Yeah, that’s the ‘bodily rapture’ and came from 1800’s US, there was a misinformation push among end times preachers like Jack Van Impe in the 90’s against clear evidence that it was from the US revival meetings in recent history. Before that Christians mostly believed the same as Muslims: when the end times arrive everyone’s physical bodies are restored- whether they live on earth or in heaven, if they’re judged then or in 1000 years, etc. etc. were the more common and schismatic questions

In a decade the libs are going to be calling Trump the Peacemaker and wishing these new republicans could be more like him

Canadians suddenly tripping over themselves to get US statehood before Palestine

Hilarious to even try this. Fiduciary responsibility demands extracting every single cent from every drop of blood or you lose your job as CEO, but we get to sue now if they do it in a way that’s too icky- buddy wait’ll you hear about how all labour is exploitation