I read this as “is one of the opposums” and had a whole head canon about this beautiful artistic opossum struggling to make it in the world by selling her art on street corners, before finally being recognized for her brilliance and having the world accept her despite her species. Then I looked at the image again, noticed the name, and re-read the comment. It’s too early for my brain.

Romeo and Juliet

Apply Directly To The Forehead.

This sounds insane, but I’m absolutely fascinated by it. I just ran out of cottage cheese yesterday, but I’m going to try making these later this week!

She seems so sweet and is so pretty! I had a black cat growing up, and they’re just so adorable

Fantastisch Geschichte! Diese Katzen sind schön, und ich liebe, dass so vielen Katzen Lilly heißt. Meine Eltern hatten ein dreifarbige (Calico) Katze, und sie war ganz süß. Ich vermisse sie sehr. Mein Bruder hat sie “Snickers” genannt, wie die Süßigkeiten.

Also, vielen Dank für das Schrieben auf Deutsch. Ich spreche Englisch und lerne Deutsch, und es ist sehr hilfreich, die Übersetzung zu sehen. “Er ist ganz schön dehnbar” = “He’s a stretchy boy”, LOL. Es tut mir leid für mein schlechtes Deutsch.

Isn’t most of the insurance for liability? I can see a logic where older cars are less safe, and thus accidents are more likely and would cost more, hence the higher costs. But I’m just guessing.

Love her! Something about her music was just fun.

She also helped my mom and me win a pub quiz. The question was something like “What 1963 song that reached #5 on the charts was a sequel song to a previous #1 hit released that same year?”

I convinced my mom to go with “Judy’s Turn to Cry” instead of “Johnny Loves Me,” but looking back, that was a crazy difficult question, because “Johnny Angel” and “Johnny Loves Me” were #1 and #7 in 1962. Anyway, we won the quiz and I think like $50 in bar credit.

Episode 1: Worst cast ever! Episode 10: I would die for these comedians

The old C&H comics are so inconsistent. Sometimes I just read it and “yeah, I get the joke, but meh” or “that was dark then but aged very poorly,” and sometimes I read it, then 2 seconds later I burst out laughing. I don’t really why this one is funny, as it’s literally just shitting on someone and then subverting expectations, but it had me giggling a lot.

This screenshot does not do the actual cheese eating justice. They basically put cones on the contestants (like the ones that you put on your cat/dog to keep them from licking after surgery), then grated Parmesan directly into their mouths for a minute to see how much they could eat. And they were competing against their previous best, which had competed against their previous best. It was chaos. Game Changer is an amazing show

Despair.com (apparently still around!) was my go-to back in the day for those

What if the thing that is too dang is a field?

The announcement video on YouTube was amazing

Newton’s blessings on everyone!

Obviously AI slop! No one is able to spell flourine correctly twice!

Oh shit, Wondermark is great - I used to read this all the time, but David Malki! took a break and I hadn’t realized he had started up again.

I love this! And if you find yourself afraid to even entertain an idea, perhaps you’re afraid that you’ll find it convincing and accept it. We should WANT to be convinced, because that means the different idea holds more merit than our current belief!

I think it’s because the camera angle is different, but he also does to me. Or else it’s some secret de-aging technique, which definitely uses a heat pump.

My parents, who are in their sixties have…one of those? Which is actually pretty good. Dream small, friends!