Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
Hold this bug for me pls
- 137 Posts
- 496 Comments
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Yo, what if something was both an owl and a bear?English4·1 hour agoLooks stupid, he’ll never be a famous D&D monster
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto Movies & TV@hexbear.net•Grok, how many lights are there?English6·4 hours agoSame I thought we were going after feral hogs
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOPto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Would you vote for me if I was running for US president?English5·4 hours agoPP had his chance. It’s my turn now sweaty 💅
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto traingang@hexbear.net•they might invent trains next!English8·4 hours agoGod I hate the free market
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto askchapo@hexbear.net•If "Gooner" was an RPG class, what would be it's attributes?English6·5 hours agoTheir attributes would all involve doing petty crime and reporting to da boss
They have an attack that’s like vicious mockery from D&D except it’s called “threaten” and you deal damage by telling wise guys to mind their own business.
Your main attack is called speakeasy and involves throwing explosive home made alcohol
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Look at you. All of you are Slugma. Not me. I have a fucking Alakazm-level IQ. You're all just Slugma looking for some poffins. Not me.English7·7 hours agoExcuse me I will not take this Slugma slander from you
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Comrades asking you to wipe your ass is not a capitalist ultimatum between productivity and death.English21·9 hours agoHow dare you make me wipe my ass you capitalist pig
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto Main, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.net•Look at this polite ass bearEnglish7·11 hours agoYes, hello sir
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto memes@hexbear.net•Star Wars types of guysEnglish19·16 hours agoMeanwhile I’m reeling from the knowledge that there’s more than one planet called Ploo
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•“The fakenews comm is so confusing”English10·23 hours agoIt’s for good bad posts
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Peoples Republic of Fake News announces export ban on rare earth beanis to all Badposting companiesEnglish6·1 day agoOh shit oh fuck you god damn traitor
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Poor People's March (1968) - New General Megathread for the 12th-15th of May 2025English8·1 day agoI wish people would stop thinking I’m flirting with them when I’m just being polite
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Far-right extremists guilty of planning terror attacks [against mosques and synagogues]English13·1 day agoApparently the FBI doesn’t have us on a list (yet) which is wild considering we have a guy that almost exclusively posts about guns
Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Peoples Republic of Fake News announces export ban on rare earth beanis to all Badposting companiesEnglish7·1 day agoYou think badposting has just been sitting around? We’ve been (bean) expecting this sort of selfish attack on our economy for decades and have planned accordingly. We have been (bean) making strong alliances with Beanfrica while the PRFN has squandered the good will of its allies.
Pretend to be an owl