This might be the depressing answer, but: nothing.

Most people want a fun (=addictive), nice looking, free (=no cost to them), easy to use web.

And the current internet will always outperform the old one. Ads generate revenue and allow companies to fund development costs, hosting costs and optimize their page for search engines better than individuals.

You, personally, can use platforms that mimick the old web, just like you’re doing right now.
But if this is what most people wanted and cared about, Reddit and Twitter would long be dead and the Fediverse big and thriving.

Seems to be from a book called Winter Story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Story_(Brambly_Hedge)

This project is a functioning satire of emerging AI engineering trends.

It is not a joke. It just isn't funny.

Franz

Sweet treats are made of this

Maybe you can market that skill and make a killing as a country songwriter

Maybe it’s the CEO’s second place, so they can extract some more money from the studio?

Amsel was getrunken?

Scammed a senior like everybody else?

These violent delights have violent ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8

That sounds painful

Or maybe just play a laugh track right after they finished?

just try your best, try everything you can

And what is 0° Fahren?

Agreed, the AI doesn’t even respond in first person.

I figured it might be an extremely hard to get reference, as the people understanding soccer/football references in a owl community on a IT dominated plattform will be far and few between.

But props to you for doing the research to understand a silly football pun on an owl’s name. (I added alt text to the gif, did that help you in your research?)

I think we’re saying the same thing, I’m just adding an additional line:

Coping = short term numbing the pain. Survival Strategy/Crutch = long term numbing the pain. Healing = working through those feelings.

And in this framework, sure, some coping mechanisms are healthier than others, but since they’re all short-term only and allow you to move into the headspace to heal, they’re basically all valid and healthy for that purpose.

And most people will use some sort of crutch to get into that headspace.
Missing out on a promotion and drawing a painting right in your bosses office after receiving the message is as difficult and unrealistic as sitting down right there and then and meditating on that feeling. Most people will try to make it through the day with distraction, be it alcohol, work, sugar or all of them combined. Once people are home, then they will paint their picture, go for a walk, sit down and meditate, talk to a friend, whatever their healing strategy may be.

And people who continue with their coping strategy turn it into a crutch. And that is when it becomes unhealthy.

The main advantage of having this short-long term differentiation is preventing the shame of using something addictive and thus causing you to beat yourself up over it. But other than that distinction I agree with your points fully.