First it came for the birds and I did not speak out because I am not a bird

Then it came for the cats and I did not speak out because I am not a cat

I saw this one in the wild and while I don’t remember the context but I do remember it was a perfect post

cranking the tongue like a pull start engine. “now she’s purring”

yeah ok that’s on us why did we build a piss fountain

if only Marx had been a catboy he would have understood the value of a big box

What is eating a few dog shits against your immortal soul?

it’s the 4 minute mile of gooning

Miyamoto was only a theorist. By adapting to local conditions the Dance Dance Revolution proved that revolutionary action could be achieved with only the feet.

You may find yourself with a workwife

Doing an AI hallucination manually by chaining my unrelated comment from a different thread that sorta sounds like it coulda been the context

Yeaah you see we’re revoking TPS now, did you see the memo about this?

you can use the aux if you want… I dunno if you got a phone… owls don’t usually have phones right? you reckon we got time to stop for burritos or just push through?

:jreg:

I agree with OP. Please replace all sexual organs with USB.

you ever haunted europe?

Relevant xkcd

why are you speaking in ebay title

in for a penny in for a pound, time to take a day off

I downbear them all twice just to be sure

Nothing says patriot like obviously naming your party after the leader of a completely different country

They did use bats in ww2

I have now

:frizzle: get in the bus there is no time to explain

I was wondering what the armored division of the Italian military looked like