They put it on me. That was all it took i guess. Maybe it was just that i don’t like the stuff. It was like a jar of snot that smelled. Still gives me the ick. I’m 41.

Chapstick, hand lotion, balms anything but Vaseline.

Teal. The color name you are looking for is: teal.

My grandparents ruined Vaseline for me. I will gladly carry multiple things to never use that stuff again.

Whats the joke?

Pretty sure the word “it” is referring to the order.