atp i think im on shit in my pants no 3, no 4 if you count the time i shit my pants but my cheeks perfectly caught the shit in between them like a magician catching a bullet
Esoteir [he/him]
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i just wish it didn’t post them as 30 foot tall screen-filling PNGs on most of the apps i use
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•FBI trying to infiltrate this siteEnglish10·10 days agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legless_lizard
thought the bit was gonna go in this direction
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•"We need a strong Republican party" guy looking at me likeEnglish18·10 days agothe ONLY way CHUCK SCHUMER is getting TEN DOLLARS is if he gives me SLOPPY TOPPY and then WHILE I’M DISTRACTED BY THE SENSATION he GRABS MY WALLET from my pocket and STEALS THE TEN DOLLARS from me
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto Slop.@hexbear.net•"No pls dont burn the flag of my favorite bourgeois state" look at my German "communists" dogEnglish50·10 days agolike dog they don’t need your support they force you to support them at gunpoint and have killed countless millions
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review – A Painting of Indie AmbitionEnglish1·11 days agodon’t get me wrong it’s a huge achievement for AA games, but I’m failing to see the independence in getting millions of dollars of corporate funding from a third party who then publishes your game for you
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•If the person you're dating plays any of this games, it's a massive red flagEnglish3·11 days agograpplh hook fast
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•If the person you're dating plays any of this games, it's a massive red flagEnglish4·11 days agoaddendum: if they used the prawn suit in subnautica it’s a green flag. if they used that worthless ass cyclops though it’s deffo a red flag
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Things that need to stop being in media (especially movie trailers)English16·12 days agoat this point I just want them to stop spoiling the plot of the entire movie in trailers
going to the theater before the showtime now basically spoils the entirety of every movie coming out in the next six months
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto Movies & TV@hexbear.net•Ryan Gosling Eyed for Ghost Rider; Iger Unhappy with 2026 MCU SlateEnglish8·12 days agoi drive
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•The Structure of a Slavoj Zizek EssayEnglish27·13 days agoSlavoj Zizek peaked with appearing as a hologram in a shitty amazon prime movie feat owen wilson for some reason
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto games@hexbear.net•Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Review – A Painting of Indie AmbitionEnglish51·14 days agoidk if im being gatekeepy here but is it really indie if you’re published and funded by a third party and also contract another developer to do your combat gameplay animations?
like what is the indie here, a lower budget than usual? it already had a movie greenlit before release lmao
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto Main, home of the dope ass bear.@hexbear.net•Yummy 😋 😋 😋English5·14 days agostill can’t believe they fucking cast jared leto as live action skeletor
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto Movies & TV@hexbear.net•hey my assistant saw you from across the room and we really dig your vibe. wanna join the rebellion?English12·15 days agojoin a liberal accelerationist’s hit squad or get fucking murdered before you leave the room, scary
atp your best bet is try to defect to the partisans while on an assignment so you can hit that rhydo and not be cringe
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto Comics@hexbear.net•[CW: depictions of cocaine use] What the fuck are comics?English3·17 days agooh shit dope, im not too far in but the comic rocks so far, great art especially for a 2010s webcomic
edit: this is absolute fire
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto Comics@hexbear.net•[CW: depictions of cocaine use] What the fuck are comics?English15·18 days agoholy shit how have I never heard of this character before
a dude that gets superpowers based on how much cocaine he snorts, literally perfect writing zero fucking notes
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•[CW: Suicide] LA Times reports that Palm Springs bomber had an account on Lemmy.worldEnglish36·18 days agosole mod of the unused EFILism lemmy.world comm
i remember there was a thread about this strain of antinatalists less than a month ago
Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Two dead and 20 injured after accident of Mexican ship in the USEnglish23·21 days agofucking hate how every piece of footage I’ve seen has been “lol, mexicans cant drive boats!!!” comments when the footage has an engine powered boat moving backwards into the bridge
like shit yeah, maybe in a better case scenario the anchor could have been dropped faster or whatever, but this clearly isn’t just someone steering wrong
i was gonna say this sounds like a nae nae ahh jojo stand lmao