Wait wat did i miss while i was at work today

One hundred and twenty nine of them.

Its the Sistink Chapel because it smells bad

And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States and good follow through…

my fuckin sides

It’s the pink inauguration First Lady model or whatever, and it says R-U-M-P and thats cuz First Ladies should have dumps on em.

tomato deconstructed or whatever

Vanguardians of the Galaxy or smth

It’s possibly as simple as it being part of recitation when kids learned the solar system’s planets and now it’s just not. Some folks have a real hard time wrapping their head around the idea that a ‘fact’ they learned and knew their whole life has been decided changed. Or maybe that isn’t it. I dunno. My concern for Pluto is mostly just for shitpost value. I don’t really give a rip whether it can clear its own orbit or not.

I know that’s right

Pluto just doing the best it can. Its just a lil guy.

understand his integrity, look him in the eyes, pet his cow

this is key for preventing microbial infection typically prevented by the Pasteurization process.

instead of ‘his n hers’ lavatories, his n hers water closets. This could fix marriages all over the planet.

That is making me thirsty just looking at it.

Mom said its my turn to be the only leftist with correct takes on the website. She said its your turn to be the liberal again.

I just figured all accounts are ops or feds or both. Maybe even my own.

Its alt accounts all the way down

Salt the beans again. and then maybe a third time too.

Pintos are good w some achiote paste, salt pork /pork bone browned off and added to the mix, and a reconstituted guajillo buzzed up into a paste and added, IMO. Itll also taste better tomorrow, but you likely already know this. I usually let mine cook for half a day or longer on top of soaking overnight. You mentioned beef/meat which is why i mentioned salt pork. Otherwise you hit the usual suspects i use minus oregano. Some folks add cilantro to their pintos but i think that folks who do this probably werent bullied enough as a child or alternatively, were bullied too much as a child.

My heart aches for you, comrade.

35¢

40¢ in canadia

Floaters could represent several things comrade. If i were you, id see an eye specialist.

My floaters were from a detaching retina which required emergency surgery 150 miles from home. Dont dilly dally, comrade. Putting it off can just make a bad thing worse.