FlakesBongler [they/them]

No

I’m being damaged psychically by this as we speak

Statistically, at least one hexbearino will purchase a Switch2 at market price or higher

It could be anyone

Even you

It me, the sad elephant that’s hooked on needle drugs

Elements of Picasso’s blue period with the brushstrokes reminiscent of impasto

It’s purdy

Someone’s gonna make him eat those hats someday

Your Lego Mechs are

I still remember when the head of the Milwaukee Police Department went on TV and said “Buy a gun, we cannot protect you” and everyone really homed in on the “buy a gun” part to get mad about

Fucker just admitted the don’t protect anyone and everyone was like “Oh no, guns!”

My friends just had a baby and my hope is that I can exert enough peer pressure to make up for the fact that their families are fairly chuddish

One of their mom’s told them to wait on vaccines for a few years and I sat them both down and gave a PowerPoint presentation on why that was a bad idea

I didn’t actually have slides and instead had to bring up articles on my phone, but I think it had a positive effect on them

I learned about the Hawley-Smoot Tariffs back in high school and why they aggravated the conditions that would snowball into The Great Depression

I guess everyone else was busy drawing the Cool S or something involving The Monkees

I wonder if they’re going to add this to the training videos they make you watch when you work for the USPS

Every revolution is doomed to be just as bad as the regime it replaces, there is no solution to this aside from ceaseless bloodshed

Very inspiring

I lost my job because of Trans activism

Sounds to me like that’s a good thing

These are really good

Last I checked, 90% of video games are still about white people going murderhouse on other people

So yeah, there’s some things in gamer culture that need to be fixed

I am perfectly willing to try and start World War 3 over a country that wants to be an Eastern European Israel

Still remember seeing that for the first time

HoI4 brain is certainly a thing

Ahahahahahahaha

Good fuckin’ luck

Famous American politician, the Pope