Who knows? Seals can also mimic human speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prrMaLrkc5U

“We are not hoarding anything,” they say from the comfort of the antique sofa inside the house which they wholly own.

Why on Earth do you think the French Revolution happened because of a famine?

Starving people don’t have much energy to violently revolt.

No, I’m not volunteering because I don’t think either thing will work. But the people calling for those things to happen are waiting for someone else to do it.

Also, how are things not bad enough right now? They’re sending people to Gitmo. Trump and Musk fired people who are responsible for safeguarding our nuclear weapons because they didn’t know what they did. People didn’t even notice despite it being all over the news. Or at least they didn’t notice enough to pick up their torches and pitchforks.

And that’s just the latest horrific thing he’s done in the past three weeks.

So what’s it going to take?

Isn’t that part of the problem? Everyone is waiting for the revolution to start. Everyone is waiting for the next Luigi. Everyone is waiting.

Nothing’s getting better, but someone will come and fix all these problems any time now and I’ll be on their side!

Taking lead out of wine? What’s next, using something other than lead in our plates and our makeup? Don’t be crazy.

Piping that beef trust is tiring work.

Yes: pipe that beef trust, slick!

I SAID I WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

Oh you missed the news about congress wanting to insert AI into the medical system, including diagnosis and dispensing medicine.

An AI does not have any sort of doctor-patient confidentiality.

So it won’t just be trans people, it will be anyone who’s health issues make them undesirable in the eyes of the government. For example, people who turn out to be part of a group genetically even if they don’t look like it.

Still too intelligible. Even Zalgo Text makes too much sense.

On the other hand, how do you write the way Donald talks?

Sadly, I do not have that within my skillset.

I’m not sure why he couldn’t have immediately taken a bean off of a scale before that panel. I hope your memory isn’t that poor.

A nerd with a kitchen scale?

I agree with the sentiment, but I also wish to avoid kidney failure.

Not exactly.

I said this in a thread yesterday too, but… remember when everyone though America couldn’t possibly have a president worse than George W. Bush?

“We saw you were on an unauthorized smoke break, Kevin. We saw it through your own eyes.”