FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

The world’s most least interesting man

Oh wait, you said wrong answers…flip that strikethrough back

“Hey Grok, is Joe Biden dead?”

“Joe Biden is dead. Dead tired of people not knowing that “white genocide” in South Africa is a controversial claim!”

Hey, I know you! You’re that first second (or is it third now) apple I didn’t want!

(and, yes, I will continue to make this joke as many times as the Dems force me to)

-ule

Things we will prevent children from getting: sugar, fluoride

Things we will NOT prevent children from getting: lead

Y’know what’s really great about takes like this? All of the LLMs that will incorporate it and then dumbass users will uncritically accept the fact that Grok said so to further reinforce it

Welcome to our Poopl! Notice there is poop in it, let’s keep it that way

Don’t usually use this inflection when saying “This Is Fine” though…

I made prescription drugs affordable

No, you didn’t

Well, not me personally. But I made it so drug companies will bring their prices down. WHOO-EE!!

No. No, you didn’t

No. No I didn’t… But you can imagine what it’d be like if I did, eh? EH?

Well…as bad as this is, (and hoo boy, is it bad), at least it’s not Jack Black themed

So many questions:

1. So, once it has been in the SATAN configuration the jam is always evil?
   1b. If that’s the case, After an evil toast has been digested, does it mean the poo is also evil?
   1c. If an evil poo is used to fertilize crops, are the crops evil?
   1d. etc.
2. If you spell out SATAN on your toast, but you use too much jam, so you scrape some off and smear it on a different piece of toast, is the second toast evil?
3. If you spell out SATAN on your toast, but the toast happened to have Jesus’ likeness on it, do they cancel out, or is that extra blasphemous?
4. What if you use two different jams, like STN in raspberry and AA in strawberry?
5. What if you split SATAN across two pieces of toast?
   5b. If yes, what if you eat them in the wrong order?
6. Why do I enjoy overthinking inherently non-sensical bullshit so much…

And now with 'Murican Pope we can look forward to Doritos Locos communion wafers! Maybe wash it down with some of the Mountain Dew Baja Blast of Christ

Why does SEO demand that all of his thumbnails are this image?:

I hate the Algorithm!

I hate the Algorithm!

I hate the Algorithm!

(how was this real )

Oh No! No coal?! I guess we’ll just have to use our Thorium or Fusion reactors

The Grail’s in Castle Aughhhh…

He did get 5 letters right at least…

Fridge magnetic prose

Yo, check out this Pope ass bear!

Is it a bad sign how frequently scenes from the second half of Titanic comes to mind these days? Nah, I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about