I’m just a man with a guillotine.

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Cake day: August 22nd, 2023

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  • i lived in my city for 7 years taking the bus and i eventually had to get a car because a few jobs wouldn’t hire me because i didn’t have “appropriate transportation”

    anyway fast forward to being at the job for a while, the parking lot stretches on so long that it’s a 10 minute walk to the office from where i usually park, them i figured it i can take the bus to the building door in 15 minutes

    so moral of the story is i bought a car to get the job and continued taking the bus



  • my house used to be rented out and got the “landlord special” regularly.

    i was sanding the walls to prepare for a coat of paint and i found a baseball sized hole they had just put painters tape over and proceeded to paint over the tape.

    that is impressive laziness. it takes almost no effort, time or money to plaster. especially when you’re already painting