I was behind somebody in the queue at Screwfix who was asking for advice after their landlord had glossed the inside of their BATH. What a lunatic.

Men 🙄

White with a hint of slumlord

UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much

Oeuf is French for egg. “Un oeuf” sounds like “enough”

We have some like that in England, for example a Frenchman only ever carries one egg because an egg is un oeuf